Hide your Bud Light and Doritos, for Clint Mathis is back! The all-time Metro great has been traded back to the club where he reigned for one and a half unforgettable seasons (and was on-and-off for the other two). The deal is supposedly for a low draft pick and should be announced soon.

So sure, his last two seasons have been horrible. So sure, he is often unmotivated. So sure, he is nowhere near the same player he was five years ago.

Who cares. For Clint Mathis is back!

Of course, with Metro, Clint will now be coached by Bruce Arena, who questioned Mathis' fitness and benched him at the 2002 World Cup, before and even after his terrific goal against South Korea.

Who cares. For Clint Mathis is back!

Clint's Metro goal tally stands at 39 in all competitions. He would need six more to break Giovanni Savarese's all-time record. But he's only had a total of six goals the last two seasons...

Who cares. For Clint Mathis is back!