MLS player salaries are out, and are they a doozy! Here's Toronto, leading the way with 22.8 million. 22.8! The Galaxy, close by with 19.5 million. 19.5! And here is NYCFC, the new kids on the block, 17.9 million. Where's RBNY, you might ask?

Last. Dead last. Less than Columbus, less that Colorado, less than Dallas, less than Philly, less than Salt Lake. In fact, RBNY is the only team whose total salaries don't break four million. $3,884,228.39 is your magic number. That's about 1/6th of Toronto's.

So, fans of this god-forsaken team, if it wasn't clear before, it should be clear now: Red Bull couldn't give a rat's behind. Why should you?