Anatole Abang's loan was terminated by Denmark's Hobro in late January, but he is still being listed "on loan" on MLS's all-encompassing roster page. Where was a mystery until now: Seinajoen Jalkapallokerho of Finland is reporting that the Cameroonian is joining until July. SJK can extend the loan through the end of 2018.

"He is a good size, strong and good at keeping the ball," said SJK head coach, the delightfully-named Sixten Bostrom. "He is able to play a target or to run the defense of the opposing team. In every respect, an interesting player."

Interesting indeed! But no longer mysterious...