MetroFanatic Hate Bracket

In nine years of Metro history, we've had very little to celebrate... And a lot to hate. NJSEA, Diallo, Charlie, DC Scum... And those are just the #1 seeds, as we're introducing the MetroFanatic Hate Bracket, an NCAA-style field of 64 handpicked by the MetroFanatic staff with help from other Metro fans. And the omissions were as hard as the selections... To browse descriptions, click on each name below for a profile.

It's all over. No one had a chance as NJSEA romps through the bracket, beating Charlie Stillitano in the final 65%-35%. Thanks to everyone who participated in the hate!

Final Four
Semifinals Final
(1) NJSEA 71 (1) NJSEA 65
(2) Giants Stadium 29
(1) Charlie Stillitano 61 (1) Charlie Stillitano 35
(2) Nick Sakiewicz 39
 
Chicago Region
First Round Round of 32 Round of 16 Quarterfinals
(1) NJSEA 89 (1) NJSEA 84 (1) NJSEA 81 (1) NJSEA 80
(16) Ray Hudson 11
(8) Chivas 55 (8) Chivas 16
(9) Octavio Zambrano 45
(4) Jim Leahy 52 (4) Jim Leahy 59 (4) Jim Leahy 19
(13) Dema Kovalenko 48
(5) Ante Razov 58 (5) Ante Razov 41
(12) Cosmos Fans 42
(6) Eduardo Hurtado 44 (11) Chris Canetti 43 (3) Hristo Stoichkov 51 (3) Hristo Stoichkov 20
(11) Chris Canetti 56
(3) Hristo Stoichkov 66 (3) Hristo Stoichkov 57
(14) Chris Bergin 34
(7) Jaime Moreno 43 (10) The Walsh Family 51 (10) The Walsh Family 49
(10) The Walsh Family 57
(2) Chicago Fire 73 (2) Chicago Fire 49
(15) Marcelo Vega 27
Boston Region
First Round Round of 32 Round of 16 Quarterfinals
(1) Mamadou Diallo 70 (1) Mamadou Diallo 60 (1) Mamadou Diallo 51 (1) Mamadou Diallo 39
(16) The Fans 30
(8) John Guppy 62 (8) John Guppy 40
(9) New England Revs 38
(4) Troll Franchino 71 (4) Troll Franchino 76 (4) Troll Franchino 49
(13) Sunil Gulati 29
(5) Edsucko 63 (5) Edsucko 24
(12) Landon Donovan 37
(6) Guard 2146 67 (6) Guard 2146 42 (3) MPF 40 (2) Giants Stadium 61
(11) Alexi Lalas 33
(3) MPF 70 (3) MPF 58
(14) Cobi Jones 30
(7) Carlos A. Parreira 59 (7) Carlos A. Parreira 22 (2) Giants Stadium 60
(10) Freddy Adu 41
(2) Giants Stadium 69 (2) Giants Stadium 78
(15) Bild 31
Columbus Region
First Round Round of 32 Round of 16 Quarterfinals
(1) Charlie Stillitano 80 (1) Charlie Stillitano 77 (1) Charlie Stillitano 71 (1) Charlie Stillitano 62
(16) XFL 20
(8) Columbus Crew 64 (8) Columbus Crew 23
(9) Byron Alvarez 36
(4) Bora Milutinovic 71 (4) Bora Milutinovic 64 (4) Bora Milutinovic 29
(13) Great Inca 29
(5) John Harkes 57 (5) John Harkes 26
(12) Greg Andrulis 43
(6) George Zoffinger 76 (6) George Zoffinger 51 (6) George Zoffinger 53 (6) George Zoffinger 38
(11) Roy Lassiter 24
(3) 60-90 days 66 (3) 60-90 days 49
(14) Branco 34
(7) Lothar Matthaus 59 (7) Lothar Matthaus 57 (7) Lothar Matthaus 47
(10) Jeff Agoos 41
(2) Marco Etcheverry 58 (2) Marco Etcheverry 42
(15) Brian Hall 42
Washington Region
First Round Round of 32 Round of 16 Quarterfinals
(1) DC United 87 (1) DC United 64 (1) DC United 65 (1) DC United 48
(16) Alex Comas 13
(8) Billy Walsh 30 (9) Astroturf 36
(9) Astroturf 70
(4) Stuart Subotnick 40 (13) Screaming Eagles 57 (13) Screaming Eagles 35
(13) Screaming Eagles 60
(5) Raul Diaz Arce 58 (5) Raul Diaz Arce 43
(12) Rubencho 42
(6) Ben Olsen 64 (6) Ben Olsen 55 (6) Ben Olsen 34 (2) Nick Sakiewicz 52
(11) Eddie Firmani 36
(3) Diego Serna 51 (3) Diego Serna 45
(14) Kevin Stott 49
(7) Other Fans 80 (7) Other Fans 27 (2) Nick Sakiewicz 66
(10) Bruce Arena 20
(2) Nick Sakiewicz 70 (2) Nick Sakiewicz 73
(15) Damani Ralph 30
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