It's like Wordle, but Metro.
Metro Soccer Manager
Do you think you can do better than Bob Bradley, Mo Johnston, or Bruce Arena? Prove it!
Norwegian, Swedish, Danish, or Estonian?
Can you figure out if someone is... Norwegian, Swedish, Danish, or Estonian?
Where in the World?
Can you find where Brian Nielsen is hiding?
Metro Offseason Fever
Everyone is catching it!
MLS Expansion Team Generator
Cleveland Napalm? Oklahoma City City? Baltimore Burros? Hours of fun!
Alexi Lalas Quote Circus
Step right up to the Greatest Show on Earth!
MLS Power Rankings
The only power rankings on the web guaranteed to be correct. Reload often.
Juan Carlos Osorio Lineup Generator
Get into the mind of the master tactician.
Hans Backe Subs Generator
This game mimics "Clever" Hans, in a way.
Ali Curtis' 300-Page Plan
The manifesto to end all manifestos.
RBNY Scouting Network
Can you help Denis Hamlett find a player?
MF Survivor 2022
First out: Patryk Klimala. Champion: Luquinhas.
MF Survivor 2021
First out: Tom Edwards. Champion: Sean Davis.
MF Survivor 2019
First out: Alejandro Romero Gamarra. Champion: Daniel Royer.
MF Survivor 2018
First out: Fidel Escobar. Champion: Bradley Wright-Phillips.
MF Survivor 2017
First out: Gonzalo Veron. Champion: Luis Robles.
MF Survivor 2016
First out: Ronald Zubar. Champion: Sacha Kljestan.
MF Survivor 2015
First out: Anthony Wallace. Champion: Luis Robles.
MF Survivor 2014
First out: Richard Eckersley. Champion: Luis Robles.
MF Survivor 2013
First out: Roy Miller. Champion: Tim Cahill.
MF Survivor 2012
First out: Rafael Marquez. Champion: Dax McCarty.
MF Survivor 2011
First out: Mehdi Ballouchy. Champion: Joel Lindpere.
MF Survivor 2010
First out: Chris Albright. Champion: Joel Lindpere.
MF Survivor 2009
First out: Juan Pietravallo. Champion: John Wolyniec.
MF Survivor 2008
First out: Chris Leitch. Champion: Dave van den Bergh.
MF Survivor 2007
First out: Markus Schopp. Champion: Juan Pablo Angel.
MF Survivor 2006
First out: Peter Canero. Champion: Jeff Parke.
MF Survivor 2005
First out: Sergio Galvan Rey. Champion: Amado Guevara.
MF Survivor 2004
First out: Tenywa Bonseu. Champion: Amado Guevara.
Worst. Metro. Ever.
Edsucko, Pietravallo, Shak, Khano, Canero, Moreno, Klinger, Alvarez... Who was the worst... Ever? From 2009.
MF Hate Bracket
NJSEA, Charlie Stillitano, DC United, Nick Sakiewicz, Giants Stadium, Mamadou Diallo... Who did Metro fans hate most? From 2004.
MF Bracket of Hair
Who had the worst (best? ugliest? funkiest? dumbest?) hair in Metro history? From 2006.
Best Goal Ever
What was voted the best goal in Metro history? From 2007.
Worst XI
Who was named to the worst 11 players in Metro history? From 2004.
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