MetroFanatic Survivor: 2009
Last Week: It's not close. John Wolyniec beats Seth Stammler, 71% to 29%, becoming the MetroFanatic Survivor for 2009! Wolyniec, who was very close to being voted out in Week 7, defeats many favorites in his run to the title. In this horrible year that can't seem to end, let's applaud the Staten Island Ronaldo for being one of the few Metros who comes to play every week, no matter what the score is -- something he's been doing during his entire Metro career.

Welcome to MetroFanatic Survivor! Last year, Dave van den Bergh defeated Jon Conway in the final to win the fifth edition of the competition. This year, van den Bergh becomes the first champion who will not be given a chance to repeat.

We started out with 20 players, but with the World Tribe losing four in a row, a reshuffling had to be made. Juan Pietravallo, Jorge Rojas, Khano Smith, and Dominic Oduro are gone. The remaining 16 are now divided into two new tribes: Guevara (born in or before 1982) and Gaven (born after 1982). Each week, vote off the player you think least deserves to be the Ultimate Metro Survivor. Just like in the real Survivor, each week a tribe will be granted immunity and will be expempt from the vote. The immunity will be chosen by MetroFanatic and will usually go to the tribe which has this week's Metro of the Week (or to that player individually). When the tribes dwindle, they will merge into the Parke Tribe and the Ultimate Metro Survivor will be crowned!

The Parke Tribe week 13 week 14 week 15 week 16 week 17 week 18 week 19
 Danleigh Borman 25% 39%
 Albert Celades 20% 26% 51%
 Danny Cepero I 6% 8% 20% 32%
 Jeremy Hall 26%
 Kevin Goldthwaite 6% 10% 12% 19% 26% 54%
 Macoumba Kandji 3% 2% 7% 23%
 Seth Stammler 10% 12% 13% 22% 23% 27% 71%
 John Wolyniec 10% 6% 9% 16% 19% 19% 29%
The Guevara Tribe week 7 week 9 week 10 week 12
 Juan Pablo Angel 2% 19% 26% 42%
 Albert Celades 3% 4% 20% 16%
 Jon Conway 28%
 Kevin Goldthwaite 6% 4% 11% 8%
 Carlos Mendes 18% 54%
 Mike Petke 16% 16% 26%
 Seth Stammler 0% 3% 8% 25%
 John Wolyniec 27% I 11% 9%
The Gaven Tribe week 5 week 6 week 8 week 11
 Danleigh Borman 7% 8% 20% 10%
 Andrew Boyens 53%
 Danny Cepero 15% 18% 12% 20%
 Jeremy Hall 2% 3% 3% 2%
 Macoumba Kandji 2% 1% 1% 1%
 Dane Richards 6% 24% 27% 69%
 Luke Sassano 6% 12% 39%
 Sinisa Ubiparipovic 9% 35%
The World Tribe week 1 week 2 week 3 week 4
 Juan Pablo Angel 2% 4% 6% 2%
 Danleigh Borman 1% 5% 1% 5%
 Andrew Boyens 10% 20% 13% 39%
 Albert Celades 1% 1% 1% 3%
 Macoumba Kandji 1% 0% 1% 1%
 Dominic Oduro 1% 3% 9% 44%
 Juan Pietravallo 79%
 Dane Richards 1% 3% 3% 5%
 Jorge Rojas 3% 36%
 Khano Smith 1% 30% 66%

MetroFanatic Survivor is a parody. No one wins any money or gets marooned. Yet.
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