MetroFanatic Awards: 2022
Date Hero of the Week Bum of the Week
 Sept 26 - Oct 2 Frankie Amaya
Came back to score a quality goal
Denis Hamlett
Remember, he let Etienne go for nothing
 Sept 12 - 18 Ukraine
Kicking Russian butt
Whole Team
Terrible performance from everyone
 Sept 5 - 11 Cristian Casseres
His goal turned the game around
Red Bull
It's too late to ask for a real striker!
 Aug 29 - Sept 4 Lewis Morgan
Huge goal to beat Montreal
Elias Manoel
Missed sitter after sitter against Philly
 Aug 22 - 28 Daniel Edelman
Fantastic time to score his first goal
Red Bull
Rosters are not frozen... could still use a striker
 Aug 15 - 21 John Tolkin
Not just the winner in Atlanta; has been irreplacable
Jochen Schneider
So the plan is... get in the playoffs and get lucky?
 Aug 8 - 14 Inanimate Carbon Rod
Three straight rod weeks
Red Bull
 Aug 1 - 7 Inanimate Carbon Rod
Complete collapse vs Colorado followed by boredom vs DC
Red Bull
You call this a transfer window?
 July 25 - 31 Inanimate Carbon Rod
Red Bull
 July 18 - 24 Dru Yearwood
Huge goal and assist. Close second: Cameron Harper... with his own goal and assist.
Red Bull
Striker, please
 July 11 - 17 Carlos Coronel
Did everything he could
Red Bull
Lowest payroll in the league... for a team with no quality forwards!
 July 4 - 10 Lewis Morgan
Just a PK this week, but once again, a perfect PK!
Patryk Klimala
Has turned into a black hole
 June 27 - July 3 Serge Ngoma
What a magical first goal!
Gary Lewis
Good riddance to the worst coach ever
 June 20 - 26 Luquinhas
Another fantastic goal in the Open Cup
Whine, whine, head butt, whine, whine, whine...
 June 13 - 19 Carlos Coronel
Huge saves to preserve the win
Vladimir Putin
Bum of the Century
 June 6 - 12 Ukraine
Ashley Fletcher
Alleged Premiership striker doesn't even know how to dive properly
 May 23 - 29 Luquinhas
Assist in the Open Cup, two goals vs DC, one of them amazing
DC United
Looked like an amateur team
 May 16 - 22 Omir Fernandez
Created all three goals against Chicago
The Offense
Non-existent against Miami
 May 9 - 15 Luquinhas
Goals in both games, and keeps getting better
DC United
Looked like an amateur team in the Open Cup
 May 2 - 8 Aaron Long
Best finisher on the team
Red Bull Arena
Can we learn to win at home?
 Apr 26 - May 1 Patryk Klimala
Finally broke the slump to win the game for Metro
Jon Freemon
One of the worst refereed games in league history
 Apr 18 - 25 Luquinhas
Assist in the cup, first goal in league player
Vladimir Putin
Bum of the Century
 Apr 11 - 17 Aaron Long
Completely neutralized Dallas' attack
The Offense
There was no offense
 Apr 4 - 10 Ukraine
Carlos Coronel
A calamity for the ages
 Mar 29 - Apr 3 Carlos Coronel
Preserved the shutout before the late winner
Victor Rivas
Missed PK, phantom red changed the game... until Metro won
 Mar 21 - 28 US National Team
A hair away from qualifying
Vladimir Putin
Bum of the Century
 Mar 14 - 20 Aaron Long
Terrific on defense, and the goal should have been his
Ashley Fletcher
Worst one minute sub in team history?
 Mar 7 - 13 Bradley Wright-Phillips
For one final time?
Patryk Klimala
Penalty miss proved costly
 Feb 28 - Mar 6 Lewis Morgan
Who else? A marvelous hat-trick!
Vladimir Putin
Bum of the Century
 Feb 21 - 27 Gerhard Struber
Spoke the truth, then won the game
Kevin Thelwell
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