Ah, Walter Garcia. Argentine youth international. The second central defender signed in the past month, and the sixth overall on the roster. (Meanwhile, there are only three strikers, and only one of them healthy.) International pedigree. Blah blah blah. Just don't ask head coach Juan Carlos Osorio about him.

"I don't know too much about Walter," Osorio told BigAppleSoccer. "I think that is a question for Jeff [Agoos]. He has played in Argentina. He has some experience in professional football. Hopefully, when he gets fit he will be able to contribute."

Wow. He has SOME experience in PROFESSIONAL football. What a scouting report! What communication between the two men who are supposed to run this franchise! Wow. Just wow.