Icelander and public urinator Victor Palsson, currently on trial with the team in Mexico, is claiming on Twitter (oh, Twitter!) that he is signed. "Signed a contract for two years this morning, very pleased with it. Now I am waiting for permits," he tweets in his native language. "It should be ready in the next 10-14 days."

Palsson would become the first Icelander in MLS history when he plays.