In 100 career matches, Roy Miller has never scored a goal for Metro. He has never done it for his previous club teams, Rosenborg and Orgryte. In fact, Roy Miller's last goal came in the last game of the 2007 season for Bodo/Glimt. It came in a 2:1 loss to Monde; that was on October 28, 2007, almost six years ago. Don't ask how we found that out.

And let's not forget Costa Rica. Roy Miller has never scored for Costa Rica... until tonight. In a World Cup qualifier against Honduras, the Ticos earned a free kick. The ball rebounded off the goalkeeper and into the air, where Miller headed it in from close range. It proved to be the only goal of the game.

Congratulations, Roy!