If you think this transfer window couldn't get any worse, well... we're out of the window. According to Tom Bogert, "a Bundesliga club made an offer for New York Red Bulls left back John Tolkin. RBNY prefers to keep Tolkin til January now with the MLS transfer window closed." Of course, the club wants Tolkin now.

Tolkin is under contract through 2027, with an option year to follow.

Terrific, right?