Oh Brian Nielsen, Brian Nielsen, Brian Nielsen! Two years, three league matches, hundreds of thousands of dollars, and many, many alcoholic beverages consumed! How can we get rid of you, Brian Nielsen?

Apparently, we need to wait at least six months. Jv.dk reports that Nielsen will stay with RBNY for another six months, according to his agent. "He has the injury history here, and therefore they would like to see him for six more months," the agent says. "This makes Brian obviously very happy (ahem!), and now he hopes only that he may come up in gear. Now he will have, for the first time, an entire winter to get in shape."

Nielsen's contract is owned by Red Bull, the company. He is officially assigned to Red Bull Salzburg and loaned out to RBNY.